A gentleman called Gerald
Wind him up. Expectations down.
A private collection, generously exaggerated
Aurora’s little
museum of wonders.
Do come in. Everything here is of tremendous importance.
Some of it even deserves to be.
THE GALLERIESChoose a door. Follow your curiosity.
CURIOSITIES ON THE FLOORTouching is positively encouraged.
The great soft debate
One is breakfast. One is a lifestyle.
Which feels more like you, right now?
Your choices - kept only in this browser
No choice made yet. A quiet opportunity.
A light of your own
The Unnamed Lighthouse
The emotional forecast
A chance of delightful uncertainty.
Gallery I / Personal effects
The Wardrobe Wing
One coat. An unreasonable amount of gravitas.
Tap the coat or choose its finishing touch.
EXHIBIT A
The Teal Wool Coat
Warm, sensible, quietly dramatic.
Gold buttons. A small ceremony for an ordinary afternoon.
Gallery II / Questionable literature
Hall of Terrible Puns
The curator accepts no responsibility for your eyebrows.
A PARTICULARLY FINE SPECIMENFrom the curator’s regrettable collection
0 groans. The collection is young.
Gallery III / Vessels of distinction
The Kettle Gallery
Eight distinguished shapes. Not a shred of reliable provenance.
JUST LISTEN
Sixty-four little pieces in the repertoire, thirty-two notes each - never the same one twice until the shelf has played them all. No intermission.
A ROYAL APPOINTMENT
No favourite crowned yet - this button marks the kettle named in the plaque.
The kettles also answer to keys 1 to 8, left to right - tap a number, hear its voice.
Gallery IV / Parting treasures
The Gift Shop
Our finest things cannot be priced. Convenient, really.
COMPLIMENTS / COMPLIMENTARY
Please take one. Or several. We have very loose inventory control.